Wow, just take a look at that fine piece of meat. Amy is sporting a cute little tummy that may or may not be sporting a fetus. We really hope for the sake of humanity that she is just bloated or has a tumor of sorts. She is doing the retarded hand thing that works perfectly with her look. Check out her other pictures below if you want a good Sunday night laugh.

Carrie looks kind of hot pissed off, then again, what chick doesn’t? Check out Carrie’s facial expression which reads, “I wonder if marrying Mike whoever was a bad idea”. It’s either that or she’s wondering just how shitty she looks right now after waking up with a headache from hell. The pink bikini never slipped off in order to avoid nasty tan lines, guessing Carrie is a little prude though. She has a few noticeable tramp stamps in some of the other pictures below, what a waste.

Who told Jennifer she should be careful of paparazzi snapping upskirt pictures as soon as the opportunity arose? We hate you. Completely unsure if she’s wearing panties or not as her legs are only 1cm away from being able to tell, well played. In other news, she is aging quite well and still looks relatively young compared to some other haggard celebrities that we commonly see out in public.

We picked the worst picture out of the bunch to show this of course. She’s actually looking pretty good for her age considering she’s pushing 50 soon. She still has her body as you can see by the ass shots of her in this tight dress. These pictures were shot on scene for the upcoming movie Scream 4, which will be a blast as usual.

It’s always a shame to see a beautiful girl smoking. We know that in 10 years time a normal girl ages more like 15-20 years if she’s a smoker. If you’re a star and you smoke it’s more like 25 because of the all the resources (drugs) you have access to. Russell Brand has to be a good influence though, right? Probably not. The only positive thing Katy is doing for her health is not getting completely cooked by the sun. The typical female celebrity is well weathered and also smokes, drinks, and does plenty of drugs. When they are 25 years old, they look more like 38, no chubby.

Do you see what we see? She’ll wish she never decided to climb invisible stairs after these pictures are posted. OK, so her skin colored panties are just bunched up and they resemble a flaccid dick, we had to take advantage of these pictures. Her legs are looking kind of battered and beaten though, either she’s rough on them or someone is rough on her, who knows.

What a sad day this marks as one of our favorite celebrities is off to the slammer for violating her probation. Who really knows how long she’ll be gone for but our guess would have to be a couple weeks tops. Just last week her team hired high level attorney Robert Shapiro (from the OJ Simpson fame) and we are sure he’s already working on the escape plan. Lindsay’s mom followed her in to say her final good byes to her problem child daughter. Here are the pictures of course.

Update: Robert Shapiro is no longer working for Lindsay, too many disagreements. Our couple week guess though was right on the money.

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Well, it’s true, and thank god, right?! The hot sisters came out to play at a beach the other day and as you would expect there was no shortage of people taking photographs. We have included some wonderful ass shots as these girls know how to fill a bikini. Kourtney Kardashian is actually looking very sexy after having a child (with Scott Disick, we call him Scott Douche for short). Kim could have 5 children and no one would be able to tell since she has that natural ghetto dumper that fucking rocks.

These are simply beautiful. A work of art if you will. Who the hell knows what size they are but they look big. We like. These are pretty recent photos taken of Audrina in public and she is definitely doing a little lifting here but that’s fine with us. Overall, a very sexy look.